Twisted-Words

Messing with words and definitions has always been a core component of my dad jokes. As a dad of eight, my dad joke career has been long and continues on.. At some point in the last few years I one of my kids suggested that we put some of the twisted words and images on t-shirts so here we go!

I hope you enjoy our great collection of cool t-shirt designs at Twisted Words.

Nitty-Gritty Details

  • Welcome to Twisted-Words, where we embrace the art of wordplay and craftiness! We believe in transparency and respect for your privacy, so let's cut straight to the chase with our witty Privacy Policy:

    Introduction: At Twisted-Words, your privacy is our top priority, and we solemnly swear not to sell, trade, or barter your personal data to any third parties.

    Purposeful Data Collection: The sole purpose behind gathering your information is to process your orders smoothly and keep you in the loop with our clever great new designs, exclusively from Twisted-Words.

    Sharing Secrets: The one exception to sharing data is with the businesses that make and process your order. It’s kind of necessary in order to get your product to you.

    Secure Vaults: We have fortified our digital castle with state-of-the-art encryption and security measures to protect your data from prying eyes, as securely as a word locked inside a well-constructed riddle.

    Cookies – Not the Edible Kind: We do use cookies on our website, but they aren't meant to satisfy your sweet tooth. Instead, they help us personalize your experience and analyze website traffic. Don't worry; we won't munch on your data with these cookies!

    A Word on Marketing: You might receive our email with great new designs, but don't mistake them for unsolicited emails. You always have the freedom to opt out of our marketing communications.

    Age is Just a Number: We welcome word enthusiasts of all ages, but please note that our website is not intended for children under 13 years of age. If you're younger than that, kindly ask a wise adult to journey through our wordplay wonderland on your behalf.

    Amendments and Updates: Just like language itself, our Privacy Policy might evolve over time. But fear not! If we make any significant changes, we will notify you in a way that's as noticeable as a glaring typo in a headline.

    Still Have Questions? If you need to unscramble any mysteries or decipher the hidden meaning behind our Privacy Policy, feel free to contact our privacy-savvy team (If I had a team) at mike@twisted-words.com.

  • We don’t do returns. If there is a problem with the materials or workmanship of a product we contact me at mike@twisted-words.com and I will work with our production partner to try to get a refund, and if they do I will be happy to pass that along. If the size doesn’t work for you, or you don’t like the color, I’m sorry, but your stuck with it. I only make a couple of dollars per sale, and at this point in my business, I can’t really afford to eat the cost of returns. Maybe when I’m selling thousands of products per month instead of two, I’ll revisit this policy.

  • Twisted-Words.com is a side hustle developed by Michael Yardley. Our Business Entity we operate under is:

    Lightning McClean LLC

    PO box 562

    Enterprise UT 84725